Got a mind to get me some
Of those machines with the bubble gum
Fix the lint traps, make ‘em shine
Fake snow when it’s Christmas time
Even a beat up laundromat
Can turn piles of cash just like that
Listen even a fool can see
That it ain’t rocket science just to fill a need
Well you know I’m gonna feed that dream
To build a palace for the girl in jeans
Anything that her heart desires
Name the price kick the tires
Clash and a dash of forbidden
Nye County won’t know what hit ‘em
This old town’s gonna glitter and gleam
At the second coming of the tinsel queen
You won’t see me complain
About what went down in LA
Cuz you know it ain’t a crime
In the pen to bide your time
Doin’ laundry in the sticks
is the same pay dirt as turnin tricks
Listen even a fool can see
That it ain’t rocket science just to fill a need
Well you know I’m gonna feed that dream
To build a palace for the girl in jeans
Anything that her heart desires
Name the price kick the tires
Clash and a dash of forbidden
Nye County won’t know what hit ‘em
This old town’s gonna glitter and gleam
At the second coming of the tinsel queen